1. [waterfalls] Who misses Left Eye?
  2. [truth] If I were God would you believe in me?
  3. [hammer] What time is it?
  4. [human resources] Was Tony Danza a “good” nanny on “Who’s the Boss”?
  5. [dead presidents] Does trickle down economics feel warm running down your leg?
  6. [Dead Heads] Does that bong water feel warm running down your chin?
  7. [socks] What is your favored masturbation receptacle?
  8. [benefits of terrorism] Shouldn’t 9/11 prove to be an excellent marketing tool for the 911 emergency call line.