Worth1000.com sponsors fantastic photoshopping contests. This week, puppets are on the docket. And just in case you are filing away details about me (ahem, I.N.S. Agents, back the frick off!!), I adore puppets more than I enjoy most people, because, you know, I’m a control freak. And because puppets are plenty more likely to permit me to stick my hand inside ’em.

Ms. Piggy has human feet, FYI:
Pinocchio takes a lie detector test: