Recently Spotted Bumper Stickers:

Gluten Free Tibet
Butthole is the new mouth.
New Math=Fun!
I’d Rather Be Backsliding.
Green is the new hypocrisy.
Newfoundland Sucks.
Follow Me To The Sizzler!
Sikh and lovin’ it!
Honk if I’m swerving.
Start Seeing Unicycles.
Not all those who are in Nebraska are lost.
Hillary 2012
Sven and Ole’s Pizza
Lube is the new foreplay.