… they totally denied it. They said it wasn’t them.

(yeah right.)

(seriously. are you lifting weights up there then? or just moving furniture? either way, there’s lots of moaning, lots of clunking and scraping, and i’m not retarded so i can tell that it’s coming from directly above my head.)

JJ suggested that we start inviting them to social gatherings. We want to see more of their faces. Their dirty faces. I said we should get them drunk. Get them into a good game of “I Never” and then slap them when they lie about having really loud sex. JJ said we should introduce them to something new:

“Hey! We’re all going to play this game where we cut out our own tongues and put them in this bowl here. You should go first.”