Monkey watches Tapir and Parrot walk by and come across a banana.
Tapir says “I get three bites, you get one!”
Parrot says the same.
After hours of argument Tapir gets two bites and Parrot two bites.

The next day Parrot sees Monkey with just one small bite of banana.
“Why do you look so pleased with yourself Monkey?”
“I got a bite of banana from Tapir without an argument.”